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『原创』测谎仪

<p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3>  丽丽和几个女朋友一起逛街买衣服，逛了一上午，每个人都收获颇丰，尤其是丽丽，买了件大衣，一条裤子，两双皮鞋，外加一条大披肩。抱了满满一怀。中午大家又凑到一起聚餐，慰劳一下因逛街而饥饿的胃。席间，谈着谈着就谈到了各自的丈夫。</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 小翠说：“男人结了婚之后最爱撒谎了！”</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 西西说：“不用等到结婚。只要有了女朋友就开始撒谎了。”</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 大波说：“据专家研究。撒谎是男人的本能，只要他们站在女性面前，这种本能就会被激发出来。”</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 丽丽说：“要是能及时识破他们的谎话就好了。”</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 小翠说：“识破他们还不容易？现在各大的医疗器械公司都有卖家庭测谎仪的，买一台回家安上就成。”</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 丽丽忙问：“真的吗？那我现在就去买一台。我老公的话十句有八句是假的。”</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 傍晚，丽丽的老公回家了。丽丽就问老公：“每天给你规定的三只烟，今天超了没有？”</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 老公呐呐地说：“没有！媳妇的命令哪敢不遵守啊！就三只！”</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 话音未落，新安的测谎仪“嘀嘀嘀。。。”响了起来。</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 丽丽狠狠地瞪了老公一眼：“说真话，不然它会响个没完！”</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 丽丽的老公不好意思地说：“对不起啊，今天来了个客户，多抽了两只，真不骗你亲爱的，就五只！”</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 测谎仪又嘀嘀嘀的响了起来。</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"><font size=3> 丽丽的老公看看瞒不过去，只好老实地招了：“一包”。</font></span></p><p class=msonormal style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0; mso-char-indent-size: 10.5pt"><font size=3><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;"> 丽丽一听，大怒！道：“我成天省吃俭用的钱，都让你给抽了！你看看我，一年到头，一件衣服都舍不得买，不敢买化妆品，不敢吃零食</span><span lang=en-us><font face="times new roman">…….</font></span><span style="font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;; mso-hansi-font-family: &#39;times new roman&#39;">”没等丽丽把话说完，测谎仪“嘭”地一声爆炸了！</span></font></p>

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